State laws mandating the use of seatbelts in cars
THE AIR COUNTER Defining characteristics: Can't remember his score without reliving every shot in detail.Favourite expression: "One in the pond, two drop, three back in the pond.Favourite expression: "We'll take four beers and one more smile, darlin'".THE PARKING LOT PRO Defining characteristics: Colour-coordinated outfit, matching logos and oversized tour bag suggest he's played professionally. Favourite expression: "These are the same shoes Tiger wears".He went to the doctor and after an exam the doc told him he had syphilis of the big toe. ORSM VIDEO UNSOLICITED SWING ADVICE GUY Defining characteristics: Knows exactly how to fix your swing even though you didn't ask.Employs a vast array of swing jargon that only confuses you further. " THE HUMAN RAIN DELAY Defining characteristics: Thinks he is honouring spirit of the game by never picking up.The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened.The next day his foot itched like hell and had a sore on it. " The doc said "You think that's rare, I had a woman in here this morning with athlete's pussy".
-- A midwife had just delivered a baby and turned to the mother and said.In light trucks, seat belts reduce the risk of fatal injury by 60 percent and moderate-to-critical injury by 65 percent.Primary (or “standard”) seat belt laws are very effective in increasing seat belt usage.In hindsight, my Facebook post should prbably have said "I've blown the head gasket on my 1998 Ford XR3" rather than "I've just fucked a fourteen year old escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side of it, and they've confiscated my laptop.
Four I had that funky lie in the bunker and left it in the bunker"... Favourite expression: "A few beers will loosen up that swing!